My name is Heather and I love smut, dogs & sarcasm. My husband supports my insanity we live in Vermont on a horse farm. This blog is my little piece of internet heaven: uncensored. I curse. Sometimes a lot. You’ve been forewarned 😉

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Also, I might be a lawyer in real life but  I’m not your lawyer. Nothing on this blog contains any legal advice. Ok? Ok.