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Review: Command Me & Conquer Me by Geneva Lee

  

Author:   Geneva Lee

Books:

Command Me
Conquer Me

Other book in series:
Crown Me

Series:    Royal Saga

tl;dr recommendation: I liked it. But I didn’t love it.

Book Summaries:

Command Me:

When he kissed me, I was shocked. He was a stranger and still so familiar. It wasn’t until I woke up to my picture splashed on the cover of tabloids that I realized I knew who he was.

Prince Alexander of Cambridge.

Royal bad boy.

Exiled heir to the throne.

He isn’t Prince Charming. He’s controlling. He’s demanding. He’s dangerous. And I can’t say no to him.

We both have secrets—secrets that could tear us apart or drive us closer together—and as the paparazzi exposes each one, I have to decide just how far I’m willing to go for King and Country.

Conquer Me:

Alexander had the world at his feet and me on my knees until secrets tore us apart.
I should stay away from him. I should run. But I’m addicted to him…to the pleasure and the pain.
He warned me about his dark side…about his past. But I have a dark side, too. Together we’ll conquer our demons…if we don’t destroy each other first.
Love doesn’t always conquer all, but it can Conquer Me.

Longer Review/Reaction:

This is a review of books 1 & 2 in this series.

Ok kids. I liked these books. I did. They’re fine, they’re a decent read. I call these a good layover read, meaning books you read while you’re in between ones you’re dying to read. Clearly, I didn’t love them. Will I read Crown Me when it’s released in 2015? Yes. of course i will. Am I counting down the minutes until the release date? No. Nope. All the nope.

Now your question – Why? It’s really simple: I feel like I’ve read these books before.  In all seriousness the amount of similarities between these books and FSOG was getting a little ridiculous. It was a combination of Fifty Shades & the tragedy surrounding the real Royals in England. The below may have spoilers. Read ahead at your own risk.

The basic storyline is that Clara Bishop unexpectedly meets the Prince of England, Alexander, who is heir to the throne. She totally doesn’t recognize him, makes out with him, and then goes about her life. However, a picture of the make-out session leaks and all of a sudden she’s news. Alexander hunts Clara down and proposes a sex only relationship. He’s a bit of a dominant but she doesn’t think she’s a submissive. Ultimately he agrees to take her however he can have her. [we’ve heard this line before, yes?] Alexander is troubled – he was in an accident when he was younger in which his younger sister, Sarah, died. His mother has also passed. The only two women he has ever loved have died and therefore he is incapable of loving anyone. [If you’re having flashbacks, you aren’t the only one].

I may have rolled my eyes when he didn’t want her to touch his chest and when he kept his shirt on during sex. I may have rolled my eyes even harder when he had nightmares. I totally, 100%, called it when she left him at the end of book 1. Really, all I had to think of was what happened in FSOG and I started predicting from there. I remember thinking, well, at least she didn’t leave because he punished her with a belt. BUT THEN, BUT THEN! There is a belt scene in book 2. I nearly threw the book down. But i didn’t. Because I was reading it on my kindle, and fuck – that thing is precious to me.

There is an unbelievable amount of sex in these books, which I definitely enjoyed. However, I was concerned for her hygiene multiple times and I really wanted the author to mention that she was at least taking her pill. There’s one scene where, let’s just say, she’s in dire need of some attention – he mentions that he’s going to go clean up in the bathroom, but instead SHE ROLLS OVER AND GOES TO SLEEP. No. no no no no. I know this may sound stupid and unreasonable, but the details matter to me. Another example – They fuck in a car before a massive charity event. She’s not wearing any underwear. He doesn’t wear a condom. Afterwards, she just pulls down her dress & they go inside. Oh please, please tell me how that works out for her. She must have kegels for days. Ironically, I had the same hygiene concerns for Ana in FSOG.

It may not sound like it, but I did enjoy the story. It was fun, Alexander is hot and if you liked Fifty Shades, I can guarantee you that you’ll like these books (for the reasons mentioned above).

If you want a dominant, billionaire, alpha male, Alexander will certainly deliver. But for me – he just didn’t do it enough for me to put on my re-read list.

Drunk Reading: The Hangover

Book: Beautiful Bastard by Christina Lauren

Have I read it before?:  Nope – first read. Thanks James at Books-A-Million for helping me narrow down the choices for my new fictional boyfriend.

What did I drink?:  3 large glasses of pinot grigio. there was a point in the evening when I realized I surpassed my last drunk reading PR. I was apparently quite proud of myself:

How do I feel:  Actually not terrible. Woke up at 5:30am with terrible drymouth and a headache. But I downed a glass of water and three Ibuprofens and went back to sleep. Nothing 10 hours of sleep can’t cure. I LOVE LABOR DAY.

General Thoughts:

Well, I actually read the entire book. My husband looked over at me, amused, when I drunkenly declared: “REALLY?!” after closing the last page. As far as smut novels go (don’t get mad, I use that term WITH LOVE), it gives what you expect. and gives it to you early – 

but if you’re expecting Bennett to do anything and everything for Chloe and shower her with love, affection and romance – well, don’t. You will be sorely disappointed. I sort of was. I know that some people found the POV change in the books to be jarring – that actually didn’t bother me and I really like to read from both of the character’s perspectives – but I didn’t always like being in Bennett’s head. Probably because he’s a dick. I mentioned that a few times last night I think:

I was then hopeful – wait! Is this it?! Is this when he stops being a major assface? EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE WAS ON EDGE.

I also had very legitimate concerns:

Bennett comes around by the end of the book, which is great. I wished there was a bit more of that, and I hope there will be in the next one…. but I also kept waiting for the reason that the rest of his family is like the nicest fucking people on earth and he’s a beautiful bastard. but no reason was given. at least in this book. AND THAT KILLED ME. and sort of left me with a bad taste in my mouth (and it wasn’t pinot grigio).

I also felt that there wasn’t full character development in this first book. I don’t know that much about Chloe or Bennett – only that they fuck a lot. While I enjoy the sexcapades as much as the next girl, part of the enjoyment for me is learning about what makes each character tick and then watching them push past their insecurities for something bigger and better: being together. I don’t feel like that really happened here. Although, I will give major credit to the authors for Chloe’s character: she’s strong, awesome, and certainly doesn’t take any of Bennett’s crap. In certain circumstances I liked that. However, I didn’t like the reason they “broke up” (were they ever really “together?!”). I felt that was pretty lame and that Chloe seriously overreacted. I may have to re-read that part to see if I missed something due to drunkenness but I’m pretty sure I didn’t. SorryI’mNotSorry.

There are certainly delicious points in the book. Like, when he let’s his guard down at the hotel – or at his parent’s house – or in the dressing room at La Perla. ALL AMAZING SCENES. But it probably says more about me than about the content of the book that I really connected with the characters when they slipped their masks off and actually talked to each other. I suppose my major complaint is that it didn’t happen as much as I would have liked. 

Sigh. So, I’m withholding final judgment until I finish the series, but so far on my mental ranking of fictional boyfriends, Bennett is nearing the bottom. But before you get too upset – let’s be clear, he’s still on the fucking list.